Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I have a world record too!

Most times throwing up in my mouth in one sitting.


Jersey Shore

Gym, tanning, tanning, laundry, tanning again, tanning once more, laundry to get orange off clothing, gym, gym, tanning, sleep, tanning at 3 A.M., steroid needle to ass. Tanning.


Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Ugly Politician Awards 2011

Who will win the esteemed Cum/Shit Stained Underwear Trophy, AKA The Crusty? I personally say the guy in the middle.




Real housewife of Compton.

Next season looks good. Thanks Bravo TV!






MTV holding auditions now!

All you have to be is 16, a slut with a minority boyfriend, and pregnant! Easy enough in America!


I like eating pussy.

But not this guys. I love how these kids dress all gay like this to "be different." I thought being different wasn't being like everyone else. I guess high school is different since I was there.
Nice hair brah!